Weird

• My middle name is a middle eastern male chief's name.

• I can hear my inner ear hair sensory follicles move.

• My lowest grades last semester were in both my native language classes: Spanish.

• I was born and lived near the ocean for 10 years and don't know how to swim.
•    If I were in a ship and it sank along with all the boats, I would float my way to shore (I know how to float. Oh yes).

• My names at work include that of an animal, a candy, and both combined.

• Not a day goes by that I don't look at the clock at 9:11 am or 9:11 pm.

• Today I was told [by a guy] that my hair looked like a lion's mane... "Uuuh, thank you?"

• I randomly make loud verbal noises in the middle of silence... mainly when stressed.

• I have postponed my college graduation twice.

• There is a placenta hair conditioner in my house.

• Both my chihuahuas are named after avatar Aang's two pets: Momo and Appa. Courtesy of my sister.

• Why can't "weird" be spelled the way it sounds? WIERD